Monday, August 4, 2008

How To Change a Life


Step 1:
Shove the contents of your apartment into you car.
Didn't get a picture of the car, but here is my mid-move desk shot, pre car-loading:







Step 2:
Find a home for desk, bed, bookshelves, peanut butter, beans, and swirly couch.






                                                              Step 3:
                                Drive from old life to new life, through many storms.








Step 4:
Petition family members to help unload car, proceed to explode contents of car, formerly known as contents of apartment, all over the living/dining room of an overly generous aunt. 




Step 5:
Enjoy new life and the pleasures of having family around. 
Post a picture of a napping cousin online:





Step 6:
Introduce cousin's daughter to the joys of photo booth. 













Step 7: Switch around sleeping/living schedule. Rather than sleeping from 3 AM to 11 Am, go to bed at 10:15 and wake up at 7. You'll be ready for bed, after spending your days swimming, eating, and watcing movies. Share bed with a five year old who hasn't gotten over the novelty of a new cousin.  Wake up to small feet digging into your back, and spend another 15 minutes in the morning with photo booth before heading off to explore this new world. 

                                                     Welcome.


            

                                                



 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You have suffered many hardships to complete your journey young grasshopper. Good luck!