haiku for you

Usually I leave this kind of thing undone, or on a myspace blog, but... why not. In Haiku form?or..narrative haiku. I realize that haiku is about much more than syllable counting, but it is fun to try to fit a form anyway.. ok. .. nerd. 

Ten Things I Wish I Could Say to Ten Different People Right Now:
1. you are beautiful

    your booty is not too big

    don't even worry

2. for this i'm sorry

    i never knew what to say

    but i did love you

3. if i had a room

    reed table lamp light and chair

    i would be happy

4.  tall dark and handsome

     but do you know that you are?

     seems you like to hide

5.  i say that i wont 

     but it is impossible

     phone rings, i answer

6.  soft black and furry

     the cat licks my face and hair

     i'd rather have you

7.  i'll be that gi-irl

     and you would be right over

     if i were a field

     you would be in clover

    (ok.... stolen from...Barenaked Ladies)

8.  just pack up your things

     and live in fort worth with me 

     whoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop

9.  wish i were moving 

      to that other coast with you 

      a year is too long

10. ...

There are 9 more little sections to this. Maybe I'll bust out some more haikus  tomorrow.